Y’all, I have to admit it. It’s true. When I visit Disney World, sometimes I SKIP Magic Kingdom.

Hey there, Cinderella Castle!
Before you think I’m a monster who hates fireworks and princesses and castles and joy, please let me explain! I promise I have some pretty good reasons for skipping this magical park, and by the time you finish reading this, who knows? You might even be convinced to try it out on your next trip.