So, let’s say you’re in Disney California Adventure for the Summer of Heroes celebration (running now through September 10th), and you need some fueling up STAT.

Groot at Disney California Adventure

Well, you’ve only got about a bajillion options (and we’ll be taking a look at lots and LOTS of them soon!). You could choose a Spider Bite Doughnut at Schmoozies or pop over to Award Wieners for a variety of Funnel Cake Fries.

But there’s something you simply have to see before you decide.

It’s Groot Bread. Otherwise known as I AM BREAD.

Groot Bread

And it’s completely stinking PERFECT.

Groot Bread is Sourdough of course, and it comes in two varieties. The first, which has been found at Fairfax Market, is simply sourdough. The second, which our @DiningInDisney bud Heather Sievers found at the Cosmic Canteen, is Jalapeno Cheese Sourdough.

Jalapeño Cheese Groot Bread

For real, it’s UNCANNY. Groot Bread truly is a must-get for fans of the Guardians of the Galaxy plant superhero. The details — including the ridges on the character’s face, the black olives forming his eyes, and don’t even get me started on those eyebrows — are sheer awesomeness.

Jalapeno Groot Bread from Cosmic Canteen

He looks so terrific, it’s almost difficult to dig in. But since Groot Bread also involves jalapeño, cheese, and sourdough, the hesitation is something you should overcome. (After taking roughly 46 photos of and selfies with ONE PIECE OF BREAD. Because you gotta.)

The Summer of Heroes is in full effect, and remember — you can catch all the action until September 10th! What are you waiting for?! There’s Groot Bread to eat, for Pete’s sake! And it is EVERYTHING.

What are you most looking forward to during the Summer of Heroes? Fill us in below!